June 18, 2011 - Thanks for everything, Dad

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If your country celebrates Father's Day this Sunday, don't forget to give something to you father, be it a tie, a phonecall, or even a link to this comic. And if you are a father and your kids don't get you anything, don't belt the living snot outta them. Just sit them down and open with a gentle "Do I not provide you with a roof under which to dwell?" And go on from there until they realize they've forgotten about Father's Day. You'll see the guilt spreading across their faces. Then you sit back and let the emotional blackmail do its magic as your kids become your servants for a day. (I'm assuming they weren't your servants already. If they were, then GO YOU! DOUBLE SERVITUDE! *high five*) Hah hah hah. Best Dad Ever! :D

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