The Younguns - A bunch of youths who were teenagers in earlier comics, but have aged to be their early 20s in the current storyline
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Cuthwald - The ultimate adolescent blend of unsexiness and horniness. Cuthwald's endless succession of attempts to do anything from "impress the opposite sex" to "get laid" almost always end in eye-rolling, head-shaking tragedy. To make matters worse, he's into just about every perverted or bizarre kink there is, from necrophilia to fursuiting. Although he lives in his Mom's basement, he is always visiting his chums at their residence and annoying them with his wacky mishaps. Oh, Cuthwald. |
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Spatula (nee Patrick) - An employee of the fast food joint called Burger BarnTM. Sometimes he whacks off into the food for a punchline. |
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Grant - Another 20-something-year-old wage slave at the evil multinational globalized franchise chain called Burger BarnTM, from which we can infer that he probably has a fancy college/university masters degree. |
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Psymantha - A geek girl who studies psychology and loves Mario M. Mario. Roommate and also bedbuddy of Grant. |
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Becky - Super-hot girl that Cuthwald stalked for a while. Now lives with Spatula, Grant, and Psymantha. But she has a secret. A terrible secret! |
Other Recurring Characters
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Entrepreneurial Dan - No product or marketing technique is too far over the line of good taste for this guy. Although his ventures are usually doomed to spectacular failure, he always comes back with some new harebrained scheme. |
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The Brahs - Three collar-poppin', bling-flauntin', hair-spikin' douchebags who are, for the record, totally NOT GAY in ANY way whatsoever (no homo). |
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Puberty Girl - She's a girl with a bad case of the puberty. EXTREEEEEEME puberty! |
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Tentacle Boy - A boy whose mother was a hentai character and whose father was a tentacle monster. Tentacle Boy's life has become kinda fucked up since puberty kicked in, but we all go through that. Well, maybe with fewer tentacles... |
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Tentacle Boy's Mom - Ex-hentai star from the popular series "Schoolgirl vs Tentacle Monster", who presumably left this career when she became pregnant with Tentacle Boy. |
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Manly Man - In this day and age of political correctness (read: pussies), masculinity is a confusing and dangerous issue. Heterosexual men and boys of today find themselves in need of a role model who isn't a pussy, and that role model is the male chauvinist whom male chauvinist pigs wish they were: Manly Man. Manly Man once took on Chuck Norris and Maddox in a fight and won by staring at them until they turned gay and made out with each other, this distraction allowing Manly to punch them into orbit, where they still are to this day. |
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Womanly Woman - Manly Man's sex object-cum-foodmaker.
( Haha, "cum". :3 ) |
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Three-Panel Man - A crappily-drawn man from a crappily-made comic. |
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Three-Panel Kid - Three-Panel Man's crappily-drawn son. |
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Some Girl - A girl who has sex with some guy. |
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Some Guy - A guy who has sex with some girl. |
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Some Woman - A woman who frequents Burger BarnTM and invariably ends up inadvertently guzzling someone's cum. |
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Jack the Necrophiliac - A creepy old man who prefers the sexual comforts that only a corpse can provide... whatever they are. |
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Batman - The original Batman as played by Adam West. Except that in NSFW he's mostly a <insert anything here>-molester. |
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God - Sometimes His godliness makes an appearance for some irreverent goofery. |
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Cybersp0nge - The usual author of NSFW. Draws himself as an "bishie" as per webcomics tradition. |
