September 19, 2009 - Hoodlum

Cinderella Dentata? How would that work? Oh, right, right, the glass slipper. Not a slipper anymore. Only fits Cinderella's snatch. Or rather, it only fits a suitably tight snatch for the Prince to claim. How romantic.

But what mundane object or animal would the dentata have been made out of by Cinderella's Fairy Godmother? I'll let you decide that for yourself.

(Via jelly-wrestling contest?)