January 1, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Once your New Year's Day hangover has worn off, feel free to print these pages off and stick 'em on that crappy "Garfield" 2009 calendar that you got for Christmas but didn't want. Impress your geeky friends! Arouse your astronomy-buff friends! Subvert your Creationist friends!

Please note that the Cosmic Calendar differs depending on who you're asking, and that the reference that I used may not be entirely accurate to current information. It's close enough, though.