Cocktober 21, 2008

The Large Hadron Collider was officially inaugurated today, even though it hasn't been able to make any of the big, scary hadron-colliding experiments about which the roadkill-munching rednecks in America are being all superstitious. But don't celebrate too soon, Bobby-Joe! The LHC will start pumping out those mini-black holes (seriously, who the fuck invented that term? The science advisor for Michael Bay's Armageddon?) in the Spring of 2009.

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