July 7, 2007

What the fuck was I smoking? People said that no good would ever come of me learning Photoshop. And they were right.
Seriously though, I'm going to do this when I'm old. No no, not participate in acts of sodomy and coprophilia, but go into stores and ask for condoms and talk graphically about all the hot geriatric sex I'm about to engage in.
Come to think of it, why wait 'til you're old?