August 5, 2005

Inspired by these comics and others.

"Ummm, this comic isn't intended primarily to offend Christians. The opinions of the fictional characters portrayed herein do not necessarily reflect those of the author(s). I mean, really, you'd have to be a right headcase to believe that this comic is an attempt by the author to subvert the Christian youth and turn them against God so that the armies of Satan can grow in number until at last we may beseige the gates of Heaven and plunder all, wreaking war and doom throughout the Heavens and the Earth in the name of Beelzebub our Dark Lord and Master of All Things and ghost-writer of cartoons like this one.
I'm just a cartoonist! If I can make you smile, then my job is done. No world domination for me. No sir. No joining the armies of Hell. Nope. That's right. And don't you forget it. Or I'll put a hex on you." - Rev. Chuck T. Hack

It also demonstrates just how easy it is to twist the so-called "Word of God" towards whatever outcome you like. Don't worry though, Laura's probably damned to eternal damnation for eternity for being a law student anyway. XD