July 11, 2005

When I grow up, I'm going to marry the Absurdity Curve and bear its babies.

Incidentally, those last three euphemisms for male masturbation are ones that we here at NSFW made up specially for this comic. Pretty awful, no? Or did some of them already exist before we thought of them? I bet I'm the first person who came up with "Shooting/launching tadpoles from the flagpole", though!
Rejected entries include: "Bake your snake", "(partake of) tossage of your sausage", and the not-so-euphemistic "shake hands with your glans". The "tadpole/flagpole" one is sounding pretty good now, ain't it?

"Mastie Euphemisms!" What a great game to play on those long, boring family car-rides to Grandma's place. And you can keep on playing when you get there! I bet Grandma knows lots of great euphemisms from back when she was young, like "club the mammoth" and "rubble your barney". You'll have a gay old time! ROFLOL I SAID GAY OFMG