May 23, 2005

Crazy straws are even more crazy on the inside. Kinda like me. But unlike me, crazy straws can become REALLY crazy and flip out and attack people. It's true. I know they will. Someday. They're WAITING. WAITING for that moment, that delicious, unsuspecting moment when humanity is just minding its own business and then BAM!!! CRAZY STRAW ATTACK!!
What? Don't look at me like that. I'M not the dangerous looney. The crazy straws are.